Sometimes a day, a week

WTF. Here I come to save the day, a bunch of bullshit on your way! Yeah that's right cotton dockers, I got diarrhea of the mouth so buck up. I hope you fuckers out there are prepared for drunken wiffle ball. I only gonna be in maine to do two things, drink beer and hit balls, yeah BALLS! and i'd better not be outta beer. I think i'm drowning right now, uhhhhh, huh...gotta go. Don't forget to water your plants and not your pants.

Leeehoooowww